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Kano University Flushes Out 60 Students Over Exam Cheating; Management Vows to Protect Certificate Integrity! The hammer has fallen on 60 students in Kano as a prominent state university officially showed them the exit door for trying to “short-cut” their way to a degree. The students were expelled after being caught red-handed in various acts […]
Popular Broadcaster Oriyomi Hamzat Joins 2027 Guber Race; Picks Accord Party to Topple Big Giants in Oyo! The political landscape of Oyo State has just been “electrified” as one of the most popular voices on the airwaves, Oriyomi Hamzat, has officially thrown his hat into the 2027 governorship ring. In a move that many fans […]
Rivers Court Hammers Lawmakers, Blocks Impeachment Plot Against Fubara; ‘No Removal Without My Say-So,’ Judge Declares! Governor Siminalayi Fubara has scored a “legal knockout” in the ongoing power struggle for the soul of Rivers State. A High Court in Port Harcourt has officially pulled the handbrake on the attempt by the State House of Assembly […]
Zamfara’s Ultra-Modern Stadium Hits 90% Mark; Gov Lawal Set to Unveil World-Class Arena This February! The long wait for a world-class sporting facility in Zamfara is almost over! The state government has announced that the massive upgrade of the Zamfara State Stadium is now 90% finished, with the contractors preparing to hand over the keys […]
Jigawa Police Smash Crime Syndicate, Arrest 20 Suspects With 24,000 ‘Magic Pills’ in Massive State-Wide Raid! The Jigawa State Police Command has dealt a massive blow to the “poison merchants” operating in the state. In a coordinated strike that has left the local drug underworld reeling, officers have arrested 20 suspects and seized a mountain […]
Makinde Storms Attack Site, Gifts ₦5m to Grieving Families and Awards Full Scholarships to Orphans; Promises ‘No Victim Left Behind!’ Governor Seyi Makinde has once again proven why he is often called a leader of the people. Following a tragic attack that left several families in mourning, the Oyo State Governor visited the scene today, […]
Investors Lose N457bn as Stock Market Winning Streak Hits the Brakes; ‘Big Boys’ Like MTN and Dangote Take a Hit! The “bulls” have officially taken a breather on the Nigerian Exchange (NGX). After several days of making investors smile, the stock market took a sharp turn for the worse today, wiping out a massive N457 […]
Alaafin Breaks Silence on Alleged Meeting With Makinde; Rubbishes Rumors of ‘Under-Table’ Talk on Monarch Council Leadership! The palace of the Alaafin of Oyo has come out guns blazing to shut down rumors of a “secret pact” between the monarch and Governor Seyi Makinde. The rumors, which had been spreading like wildfire in Oyo State, […]
Atiku’s Son Abandons Father’s Party for APC; Endorses Tinubu for Second Term in Bold Move That Has Left Everyone Talking! In a development that many thought was impossible, the family of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar is now “divided” by politics. One of Atiku’s sons has officially dumped the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) the very […]
Nasarawa Stands Still for Senator Akwashiki’s Final Journey; SDP Leaders Grieve Over ‘Voice of the Masses’! It was a day of deep sorrow and reflection as the people of Nasarawa State said their final goodbyes to Senator Godiya Akwashiki. The atmosphere in his hometown was heavy as the lawmaker, known for his “man of the […]
EU Finally Clears Nigeria’s Name; Removes Country From ‘High-Risk’ Financial Shame List in Massive Win for Investors! Nigeria has just received a major “green light” from the European Union! In a move that is being celebrated by bankers and business moguls across the nation, the EU has officially struck Nigeria off its list of high-risk […]
TAX REFORMS STILL ON TRACK! Taiwo Oyedele Smashes ‘Fake News’ About Tax Guidelines Suspension; Tells Businesses: ‘No Going Back!’ Nigeria’s tax “czar,” Taiwo Oyedele, is setting the record straight. The Chairman of the Presidential Committee on Fiscal Policy and Tax Reforms has come out to flatly deny rumors that the government has suspended the new […]
KATSINA RAINS N45BN ON WORKERS! Gov Radda Clears Massive Backlog for 14,560 Staff; Families of Deceased Heroes Finally Get Their Dues! There is a huge celebration in Katsina State as the government officially “opened the vault” to pay out a massive N45 billion in benefits to workers. This isn’t just regular salary; it’s the life […]
ADC Blasts Tinubu for Skipping Fallen Heroes’ Honor; Says Absence is a ‘Cold Shoulder’ to Nigeria’s Brave Soldiers! As the sound of the bugle rang out across the National Cenotaph to honor Nigeria’s fallen heroes, one prominent face was missing President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Now, the African Democratic Congress (ADC) is turning up the heat, […]
Akpabio Explodes Over Benue Political Drama; Disowns ‘Fake’ Team Using His Name to Share Appointments! Senate President Godswill Akpabio has officially “washed his hands” of the political fire currently burning in Benue State. In a strongly worded statement, the nation’s number three citizen warned politicians to stop using his name to play “power games” in […]
GO FOR GOLD! ‘We Are Behind You 100%’ FG Fires Up Super Eagles for Epic Showdown Against Morocco as National Fever Hits Boiling Point! The Federal Government has stepped onto the pitch spiritually at least to give the Super Eagles a massive “pat on the back” ahead of their blockbuster match against the Atlas Lions […]
Kano Suspends Doctor and Nurses as Surgery Goes Wrong; as State Probes Heartbreaking Death of Female Patient! The Kano State government has moved with “lightning speed” to suspend three health workers after a surgical operation ended in the tragic death of a woman. The decision, which has sent shockwaves through the state’s medical community, follows […]
NNPP Leader Breaks Silence on Returning to APC; Tells Ruling Party: ‘Change Your Ways or Count Me Out!’ The man in the famous “Red Cap,” Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, has finally spoken on the one question every Nigerian politician has been asking: Is he going back to the APC? In a move that has sent […]
SEC and Police Join Forces to Crush ‘Wonder Bank’ Scammers; Massive Crackdown Begins to Protect Nigerians’ Hard-Earned Money! If you are running a Ponzi scheme in Nigeria, your “grace period” has officially ended. In a move to protect citizens from losing billions to fake investment gurus, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially teamed […]
TUC Goes to War With FG Over ‘Heartless’ Salary Freeze; Health Sector Set for Total Shutdown if Workers Aren’t Paid! The peace in Nigeria’s health sector is about to be shattered as the Trade Union Congress (TUC) has officially declared “war” on the Federal Government. The fight is over the recent stoppage of salaries for […]